Chapter One

About the Author The Tao of Zoe Zoe the Beatnik Dear Zoe The Oracle of Zoe The Missing Nipple The Daily Poop The Enigma of Mara

Chapter Two

The Poopster Ephemeral Thoughts The Lady Snottingham The Perfect Butt Trippin' in the Woods On Poop and Pooping Dogzilla! Disparity or Depravity?

Chapter Three

The Woodlands Sweepstakes Caffeinated Tuna Mea Culpa! Mea Culpa! Unraveling String Theory The Oracle of Zoe Redux Chompin' in the Pines The Zoe Personality Inventory PinkAss

Chapter Four

King Squirrel vs Hammie-C The Cruise—Part 1 The Cruise—Part 2 The Cruise—Part 3 The Cruise—Part 4 The Cruise—Part 5 The Cruise—Part 6 The Caged Bird

Chapter Five

The Cruise—Part 7 The Cruise—Part 8 The Cruise—Part 9 Ask Dr. Zoe Misty Dumpling Enlightenment of Blackie Dog The Emissary of Dreams Reality

Chapter Six

Mysteries of Nature Revealed Oh My Heavens I Ate the Sun; Shit Out the Moon Zoe Honorific Priestly Vestibules The Bleeding Mole and Other Stories The Menace of Global Worming

Chapter One

Nuclear Degeneration National Grasshopper Day The Joy of Chefery Prozac Dog! The Cat Paws Interview A Telescopic Mind A Dog's Work is Never Done

Chapter Two

The Dog Liberation Army Aprender a ser Paciente Do You Want to be Famous? Words, Names and Dogs Dog Humping Championship Death maxs furst kronicul

Chapter Three

Dog is Easy, English is Hard Four Visionary Vignettes The Origin of Zoe Dog On the Road Zoe's Wake Chewing the Bone Time Times Three

Chapter Four

Get Them Beavers! I Come to Bury Squirrels Dog on the Run The Hard Rock Hotel The Stranger Time's Arrow Restless Brain Syndrome

Chapter Five

Are You Ready to Die? Getting Right with God Reflections of a Geologist Despair A Game of Chess Secret Agent 1 Secret Agent 2

Chapter Six

Corrections More Corrections I Went to See the Gypsy Remembrance Driving Home From L.A. The Orange Jesus Growin' Up in West Virginia